The case of horsewoman with huge boobs
It was a busy Sunday afternoon in the emergency room where I was working. I really loved Sundays because they were always our busiest days and the time just flew by.
Earlier that day we had called in an Orthopedic physician to see a patient who had broken his arm and would probably require surgery. The particular orthopedic physician that was on-call was my least favorite. He was arrogant and full of himself. Often he was down right rude to the ER staff. I was glad that his time in the ER that afternoon should be pretty brief as he prepared to get his patient to the operating room.
He came in and we all smiled our fake smiles and acted as pleasant and helpful as we could manage in his presence. Of course we did not really matter in his world so he paid us little attention.
Meanwhile an ambulance was on the way in with a young female, age 24 who had been thrown from her horse and was having severe chest pain. When the ambulance entered with her, all heads turned their way. She was drop dead gorgeous. The most beautiful skin, beautiful face, her hair was full, long and wavy and a fabulous shade of strawberry blonde. She had big green eyes and the longest eyelashes I had ever seen. As soon as she was switched over to the ER gurney, the nurses began to cut her blouse off. Moments later her entire chest was exposed. I grabbed a clean sheet from the shelf and one of the nurses helped me hold it up so that she was not exposed to the eyes of patients and visitors and everyone else in the area. I have to say she had very big boobs.
Dr. B was on duty and he began to work hard trying to get a chest tube in because our patient had a collapsed lung and air was in her chest cavity. As he struggled, people began to peer around the sheet to peek at her boobs. The word had spread throughout the ER and I felt like it was a circus or at least a peep-show. Suddenly I heard a man say "Excuse me, I can help you" as he grabbed the other end of the sheet I was holding. Our sheet was a curtain to protect her privacy as best we could. The nurse who previously was helping me hold the sheet, looked at me and shrugged as she walked off because this man had taken her place. This grumpy orthopedic physician was the man that jumped in to help. He stood and held that sheet with me for as long as it took. He was super nice and helpful for the first time ever in my presence. He did not mind delaying his patient's surgery to lend us a helping hand. Yet I couldn't help but notice, he starred at this patient like he was mesmerized by her beauty the entire time.
I watched him as he stood there drooling over the sight of those huge boobs, as Dr. B had worked up a sweat trying to re-inflate this young lady’s lung. Finally, it was done and her lung was full and functioning again. I will always remember the day that a grumpy physician did a nice thing, or did he?
To this day, this patient is the most beautiful person I have ever seen. She was just as sweet as she was pretty. I learned that she was an avid horsewoman and loved her horses. She did not realize just how excited she had made everyone that day, at least all of the male staff and visitors. I had witnessed men transform that day from nice, respectful people to behavior that could best be described as hungry wolves looking at their prey.
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